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Title: The Leaky Tent of Mainland Camping
Author: skinscript
Rating: G
Spoilers: 5.16 Brain Storm
Wordcount: <500
Posted to: sga_episodefic
Genre: Humour (borderline crackfic)
Summary: Ronon is having (yet another) bad camping trip.



inside the Leaky Tent of Mainland Camping

"You think Rodney's made a move yet?"

"Sheppard. I. Don't. Care."

"You know, I'll bet Keller goes for it first. I could see her taking the reins."

"Sheppard."

"Oh, come on. You considered her, right? You wouldn't have done that if she was timid."

"... Yes. But I reconsidered."

"Right. Of course you did."

"I'm wet, I'm tired, and I'm annoyed. Could you please stop talking now."

"Really? It's dry over here."

"..."

"So, what do you think?"

"About what?"

"About whether or not Rodney's made a move yet."

"You're killing me."

"Yeah, you're right. It will totally be Keller."

"If I made a move on you, would you let it go?"

"Probab... wait. What?"

"I will blow you right now if you just shut up about McKay and Keller."

"What? Of course not. I'm not into guys. Pfft."

"... Right."

"But. Uh. Thanks for the offer, I think."

"It wasn't an offer."

"..."

"It was a threat."

"Ooookay."

*drip* *drip* *drip*

"I totally think Keller will move first."


Comments

( 16 comments — Leave a comment )
em_kellesvig
Nov. 27th, 2008 06:04 am (UTC)
*giggle*
skinscript
Nov. 28th, 2008 02:53 am (UTC)
Thanks!
sholio
Nov. 27th, 2008 06:10 am (UTC)
Heeeee! That's adorable. BOYS. :D
skinscript
Nov. 28th, 2008 02:54 am (UTC)
Poor Ronon should have asked Zelenka again. :)
astridv
Nov. 27th, 2008 10:43 am (UTC)
*snicker* Cute.

*drip* *drip* *drip*

Oh yeah, I've been there.
skinscript
Nov. 28th, 2008 02:54 am (UTC)
Me too! I can just SEE Ronon there, fantasizing about shooting Sheppard to shut him up. Thanks!
debris_k
Nov. 27th, 2008 03:47 pm (UTC)
Wheee! This is *totally* how their camping went, trufax. *loves on you and some clueless bois*
skinscript
Nov. 28th, 2008 02:55 am (UTC)
Thank you! I've been having SO much trouble coming up with tags (I think I am finally getting sad about the thing we do not speak of), but Ronon's glee about camping just begged for some John = PITA. :)
ldyanne
Nov. 27th, 2008 07:06 pm (UTC)
LOL

That's totally what happened!
skinscript
Nov. 28th, 2008 02:56 am (UTC)
Thanks! I think so too. I do wonder if Ronon ever gave in and stunned him, tho...
trystings
Nov. 27th, 2008 07:09 pm (UTC)
pfft.

hahahaha. That's exactly how it went.
skinscript
Nov. 28th, 2008 02:56 am (UTC)
Thanks! (love your icon, by the way)
trystings
Nov. 28th, 2008 08:19 pm (UTC)
(love your icon, by the way)

Thank you! Ronon's reaction when the tent collapses.. *g*

goblie
Nov. 29th, 2008 01:33 am (UTC)
*Cracks up*

This is awesome. And absolutely how it happened. :D

I love that there are so few words here, and yet it's a very clear picture in my head and they're both SO in character.

Poor Ronon! Going as far as to pimp himself out *LAUGHS*

Also, in denial John. LOVE IT! :D

Hahahaha. I think we should have a series of "....And then, with an almighty roar, Ronon pulled out his stunner." stories.
badwolf36
Dec. 10th, 2008 08:21 pm (UTC)
This was hilarious! Thanks for sharing!
skinscript
Dec. 22nd, 2008 02:16 am (UTC)
Thank you! I'm glad you liked it. And you're welcome!
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